Hitting my BRAIN

Ok people its been a while since i visited my own blog but i wanna thank you for reading this post.
A lot has happened over the past few days but it was not exciting enough to write abot 
but i will tell u an intresting story

The Story

Before u read this story do keep the following things in mind
♦Fuel is voka
♦any reference to the word awsm or its plural means either one or all mentioned in the bracket (jackass,idiotness,stupidity,jackassery)

A s I said earler the days were not exciting enough but were lame enough e.g my friend being in a relationship,tons of studies,a bit of frustration cos I am nt able to achieve my goals,and my friens birthday added up and I before i knew it I had four shots of fuel

"Interesting thing about FUEL.. either u will tear off the roof and put ur ass on fire till you reach moon or you will end up sleeping"

I was expecting the first but I was disapointed by its performance because it just hit my Cerebral Cortex and I just became a bit talkative so few of my friend placed my ass on my bed they also took my shoes off (I just love them).but they didnt took my phone away.

So performed performed some awmness
I called my friend(Vinod) and I was saying I LOVE YOU for the next 1.5 minutes after that a female voice said "आपके मोबाइल में पर्याप्त बैलेंस नहीं है . कृपया रेचार्गे करे "
Though it saved me from a lot of embarrassment but it didn't.But i was left with the SMS balance so I text-ed something to everyone in my recent contacts. Though 50% of them didnt reply but the one who did I now have a bad impression on them 

I AM SO SORRY THAT IT HAPPEND

Here is a dramatic representation of one of the conversation