Well we all know that there is a fraction of estrogen even in male body.I is observed that sometimes this small fraction multiplies and supresses the majourity hormones (well its not a documented condition but it explains a lot).My hypothesis is justified by the following observation(s)-
♦Man crying after a romantic movie.
♦Tearing up after a break-up.
♦Be frightened by something or someone.
well for the last i play the guinea pig.So strap your seat belts cos this is going to be a bumpy ride.
Disclaimer:People with any medical history,children below 12 and people having no taste for sarcasm can leave now. Else Continue reading.......
OK people The trip* started with my mom yelling at me cos I was not getting out of bed (her yelling is justified cos I was scheduled to depart from home at 6 in the morning and catch a bus at 7 ).There is a thing about me ,till you don't have a sharpen sward on my head ...well u catch my drift.So, I haphazardly packed my stuff and in a hurry left the place at 4 .My(U know yours too) mom shows too much affection when I am leavin and packs me with a ton of cookies and stuff like
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| The Conductor(Pain in the ass) |
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| The bus I traveled in |
that and my back pack weighted like 100 kg and took an auto with a little stoppage to have some caffeine and later I managed to catch the bus hoping to see no one from my college(cos it becomes embarrassing to eat ur mom's 'प्यार के पराठे' ) [Love stuffed Bread].My wish was granted. But soon the joy fissed out and I was bored cos if you have slept for 6 hours straight and had a cup of coffee on the way your eyes will be wide open and the music does not help but somehow I came the 4 hour journey came to an halt and I was 2 km from my place and I don't get any thing at 10 (this is because my college is in the middle of NOLAND).So I started walking and just a bit of ESTROGEN KICKED in and made me a bit scared, just to add to my pain an army of 12 dogs stopped me (of-course the barking was there)and a I almost crapped in my pants(*Don't read it this is CENSORED*).But they are territorial animals so they left my ass as I started walking but not the hormones ,there was no street light and I could not see where I was walking and as I suspected it was not a rock but dog poop.
When you are scared things change shape ,
suddenly all the bushes looked like dogs coming towards me (once villagers killed a bunch of jackals ,so a thought of that was enough ) When I reached the gates of my campus I lied on the road and kissed the road. The guards gave me a huh! look but they had no idea what i have been through.
I was never more happy to be here.
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