Thursday, June 20, 2013

One act of random kindness


Yes we all talk about kindness but are we actually kind ? This is the question we do not ask because we no we are. Which is a lie we are living with !

Anyways this thing flashed my mind when I crossed small kids who were not begging but just sitting and eating namkeen.I was on the way to buy some toiletries left me with 40 bucks (Dad if u are reading this then please update my account !) On my way back few things crossed my mind

1.No matter these toiletries will go down the drain.

2.Recalling all the charitable work I ever did.

cutting the story short The rest of money pasted a smile Rahul's,Sachin's and Pooran's.It was not about giving money because I felt pity or something but it was like making them happy.

 and I also had the same drink what they were having and I should tell you I was happy.

Some moments !

 
 

I will end with this "One act of random kindness take courage and confidence , but you will be proud and happy"

try this sometime when you are alone walking on the road. Have a drink or food with a beggar(that's how u will buy him something better :P cos u also have to eat the same)

 

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Never say never again

While on the bike
I mean sometimes there are thing in life u regret doing or saying yes. I never had regrets till today.Well when my boss said I cud give u ride if it gets late i said "that wil be great" It would have been great, i mean how worst could it get car breaking down in the middel of road but no tht was not the case. He rides a bike. I mean who rides a bike in delhi in winter at 12 in the nit. Well the answer was "he".  It was fun for the 30 sec then i lost sensation of my ears followed by other muscles on my face. The thing that was going in my mind was "I still have many dreams to accomplish I don't wanna die like this " Ne-ways I am still alive and for the next time i will not say yes till there is a hot girl involved with alcohol in it !

Saturday, December 29, 2012

No country for straight men

Nothing better than to be woken up with the sole motive to earn money. Yeah thts rit people are going to pay me for what i got.(and no its not in my pants bt I like ur thinking). And the thing about you most importand day is that it will be cold as F**K. Neways long story short I landed up in front of of huge screen the one that we always fantasies about (or maybe some sons of mothers already have them). and there we go i felt like a news caster bt this was no ordinary thing I was talking to people in Hyderabad and it was soo btr thn skype. Well thats not the point . the point is while coming back i felt something no it was no intuition or something bt i felt a man grabing my ass (now u can puke!).
The big ass tv
So the real issue here is are guys safe in delhi metro the answer is no ! there are whole lot of people in metro who just have the motive to rub againt other men. 
Yeah sometime U might misinterpret the squeezing at times bt after a while u can interpret the smile.




So i herby demand a special coach for men who are straight and have no intention to rub against others.
The plan
So this is the paln if u agree share this post on FB. no no hard feelings for the gay community

Monday, December 24, 2012

Being a rapist


Me having the muffin
The Other Guy
AT CP 

Well it was a Sunday just a week after a girl was tortured and raped. It provoked me to do something about it other than talking about it. So my buddy and me boarded the metro to go to the place to protest but the thought of getting a thick bamboo lathi on our small corporate asses made us a bit scared but since it was a Noble cause so we were ready to get our asses kicked and bruised. But we cud'nt reach the venue because the place every thing around it was closed . But we had to get a soul boner so we went to CP and handed out few muffins to the hungry and discussed the fact that we as men always have fantsies about things which are taboo. These casses will keep on happening because there is so much sexual tention in our society . Talking about sex is still taboo. Like if i say that "Shiv Ling is actually Lord's Shivs penis and the lower half is a Vagina" half of the people will find it disgusting and the other half will say i am an idiot. But these sexual tentions have to be relieved by talking about sex with the opposite sex not by kidnapping and raping them. But I am just a guy with a dirty mind and a like minded friend so u enjoy life n think about it.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Bring back the Dinosaur

Sometime in life a point will come which u have rehearsed in your dreams many times for instance if u r a girl 
u could dream about meeting the handome guy in ur office . If u r a guy it could be ne thing(if u no what i mean).
This is wht i felt
But if u r the guy writing this blog then the day would be "your parents came to no about your result before u culd have the guts to tell them". well i didnt had the guts to tell them but these days ever1 has internet n so does my dad.


This is wht i wished for

well long story short i cant look him in the eye. N to make it worst it happened on a Sunday. And to make it more sad The girlfriend is in town n i cant go to meet her.
I am tearing up from inside n wishing "two dinosores tear me up from outside ".

Friday, March 23, 2012

An Engineering student's blah blah


"Awwwwwwwwww kill me " this is excattly wht u will say after 20 days in and 20 days out of a relation and the funny part is people will be laughing their ass looking at you both in and out .
Anyways thts explains my last 2 months but wht about the rest of the year ??
Maybe i was abducted by aliens or maybe i went through a wormhole to other planets or place or maybe i was busy downloading every girl's pic on facebook! i will leave the mystry for you and i no for sure u asses will be choosing the third one.
from now on i will keep u apdated about the the dumb thing i am doin in life which u enjoy laughing ur ass out .
Thts me reading about love sometime in BC(Before commitement)
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